Sunday, April 09, 2006

A Job For Wallace And Gromit

According to Reuters, a giant rabbit is marauding around Felton, near Newcastle, causing havoc and laying wate to gardens. Somebody should net the beast and ship it to Portland, where the locals are so superstitious about bunnies that they won't say their name out loud at all, instead calling them "underground mutton" or, simply, "furry things". When Curse of the Wererabbit was launched, special posters were prepared just for the area with the offending word removed.

Now I read back what I've just typed, that last paragraph is giving me an idea for a movie.


But not a good movie, mind.

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