Thursday, April 06, 2006

Tom Cruise Is "Absolutely, Totally Not Gay"

Over at TeeVeePedia, the entry on Tom Cruise reads:

Tom Cruise is absolutely, totally not gay. He married Nicole Kidman and impreganted Katie Holmes - he couldn't do those things if he was gay!

Tom Cruise is also a member in high standing of the Church of Scientology.

That's pretty much the dictionary definition of succinct and to the point. I'm just checking my dictionary for the definition of irony, too, and I have a hunch I might find the entry very familiar.

1 comment:

lee hutchinson said...

How can anyone possibly accuse Cruise of being gay?! This guy eats placenta for breakfast for chri's sakes!