The Flatulent, Miserly Cannabis Smoker And His Control Freak, Grudge-Bearing Daughter Headed For Primetime?

According to The Sunday Mirror, Heather Mills is planning for her revenge upon Paul and his progeny to take the form of an animated cartoon. She has reportedly set up a production company, Raspberry Fields (Do you see what she did there?) in order to bring the oh-so-wittly-titled cartoon sitcom The McFartneys to the world.

They say "the former Beatle would be portrayed as a flatulent and miserly cannabis-smoker and his daughter Stella as a control-freak with a grudge against Heather - while Heather herself is made out to be a homemaker struggling to juggle family life with her career." Of course, the proposed series is compared to both The Simpsons and South Park.

The newspaper also mentions that Mills registered a number of McFartney related websites - and indeed, on the 28th June last year, somebody called Enom, Inc. did do just that thing. If you fancy a bit of cybersquatting, however, note that .us, .ws, .cc and .tv addresses are still available at the time of writing.

Darren Starr and Denis Erdman are named as Mills' advisors on the project.