Crock Of Seagal

I feel quite bad for Stephen Seagal. His Orange Wednesdays ad was genuinely humiliating (as many of them have been) and his band... his record... jeez. So po faced. He's playing here in Oxford, tonight. I will not be there.

The papers have been interviewing him, however. And he's denied the recent reports that he's turned down an Under Siege 3. Instead he said "If everyone else gets together, then I'd be interested. If a deal can be struck, then yes."

So, there we go. If you care one tiny iota, there's the distinct possibility of a Seagal-starring Under Siege 3 coming along at some point.

If you do care, be sure to explain why in the comments section below.