Toy Team Up

So the GI Joe movie is to also feature Action Man for a two-fisted toy team up (no jokes about Barbie, or for that matter Sindy, please).

Mark Wahlberg is rumoured for the GI Joe end of the deal, but who'd be good for Action Man? Who has the requisite eagle eyes and smoothed over pudendum?

Your most glibly sarcastic suggestions in the comments, please.