Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Eddie Murphy Is Now A Daddy...

...though he's denying it.

Mel B's publicist has confirmed that she's had her baby. A girl. A DNA paternity test must surely be imminent - are daytime television's finest already on the case?

I once saw a clip (on Harry Hill's TV Burp, of course) of Mel scrubbing her first child's backside with a flannel in the bath and then, without skipping a beat, 'washing' the kid's face with the same. Rather unpleasant.

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