Choke Palahniuk

According to a statement they shared with Aint it Cool, the people at Chuck Palahniuk dot Net have just spoke to the author and can confirm a film adapation of Choke will go before cameras this June.

Sam Rockwell is to star, with either Glenn Close, Julianne Moore or Annette Bening in the lead female part. Julianne, please.

If you're a fan of Chuck's, you're probably very excited. Personally, Rockwell and Moore are much more interesting to me - and the director, Clark Gregg, was a co-writer of What Lies Beneath, which I loved...

So Chuck comes pretty low in the list for me, personally.

Disturbiation For The Nations

HorrorMovies have a big heap of clips from Disturbia online now. Looks like a slick piece of hack work, thoroughly entertaining and easily as satisfying as fast food. Just the kind of film we all crave every now and then.

You could also download the trailer directly, either in 1080p, 720p or 480p - though you'll have to change the file extension to .mov before you save. Apple are trying to cut out direct downloads, I think - but we can oustmart them, can't we?

So, Disturbia. It looks like The 'Burbs meets Rear Window meets What Lies Beneath meets Body Double, doesn't it? With a bit of Mimic 3 and Monster House thrown in for good measure.

One day I'm going to waltz straight into an ivory-lined Hollywood office and pitch Meet Joe Black meets Meet the Robinsons meets Meet the Fockers meets Meet the Feebles. Should be great - especially if Abott and Costello agree to star in it.