Lindsay Lohan Buys Adsense Bloggers A Pint

How many Blogger searches today are going to include the words Lindsay and Lohan? Even more than yesterday. Most probably stretch it out to Lindsay Lohan tit slip too.

In case you don't know - and can't be bothered to carry out the search yourself - the big LiLo news is that, finally, the world wide web's slavering hordes have finally gotten what they wanted: a look at her breasts. Well, breast singular. And not even the whole thing, but the side of it. Don't click on this link if you're at work, there's quite a bit of one nipple in it.

Sigh. There are plenty of women online showing both breasts, and a whole lot more, if that's what you're looking for. Sure, they weren't all in Freaky Friday (take a bow Jaime Lee Curtis or - hey! - Jodie Foster) but some of them at least appear to have eaten a complete meal in the last eighteen months.

Poor Lindsay. She's making overtures towards becoming an actress now, rather than a movie star, by appearing in A Prairie Home Companion, Chapter 27 and Bobby. Chances are, none of those will set the world alight, but she's taking steps in the right direction and for that at least, I applaud her. It sets her apart from Paris Hilton by some considerable distance.