Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Should We Ban Kids From Watching Toy Story?


The claw. It's our master.

This last Sunday, Devin Haskin, a 3 year old from Austin, Minnesota, squeezed through a nine-inches by seven-inches flap to get inside the Toy Chest machine at Godfather's Pizza. The Fire Chief was quoted as saying "When we got it open, he didn't want to come out. One of my firefighters had to reach inside and get him. He was happy in there."

Previous claw worshippers include one boy at a Piggly Wiggly in Sheboygan, Wisconsin, another at an Elkhart, Indiana Wal-Mart, and countless green, three-eyed aliens.

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