Keira Knightley Is Getting Married

Keira Knightley is reportedly now engaged to Mr. Rupert Friend so, hopefully, she'll take some time off from making movies. Its not so much that she's a bad actress, its that she so often chooses the most terrible films to be in. Its getting to be that a picture of Keira Knightley on the poster is all you need to see to know to steer well clear. Let's look at the evidence: Domino, The Phantom Menace, Pride and Prejudice, The Hole, Bend it Like Beckham, the Pirates of the Caribbean series, King Arthur... only Love Actually stands above the mire at all (discounting Thunderpants, as Keira's role is very, very small).

Congratulations on the engagement, Keira.