Piranhaja

According to IESB, Alexandre Aja is to remake Piranha. Why couldn't he just remake Jaws instead? That one needs more fixing - he could calm the score down, engineer a better shark, get rid of the patently ridiculous contrazoom on the beach, not cast Richard Dreyfuss... I don't want to go on. I'd have to get very detailed and you'd probably not care anyway.

Aja is currently readying the shoot for his Into the Mirror remake - there was a broken film that needed remaking - and also has a film of Black Hole lined up, scripted by Neil Gaiman and Roger Avery.