Showing posts with label jaws. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jaws. Show all posts

Thursday, April 05, 2007

South Shell Sucks

If it wasn't for Paul Rudd, this would look like a total washout. I blame the trailer editors. Hopefully I'll still be able to blame them after I see the whole film, even though they didn't script the Jaws joke and can't ever be made to carry the can for that. Nope, it seems that Ken Marino wrote that joke, and he can watch it.

You can download the trailer for Diggers now.

Monday, March 12, 2007

Piranhaja

According to IESB, Alexandre Aja is to remake Piranha. Why couldn't he just remake Jaws instead? That one needs more fixing - he could calm the score down, engineer a better shark, get rid of the patently ridiculous contrazoom on the beach, not cast Richard Dreyfuss... I don't want to go on. I'd have to get very detailed and you'd probably not care anyway.

Aja is currently readying the shoot for his Into the Mirror remake - there was a broken film that needed remaking - and also has a film of Black Hole lined up
, scripted by Neil Gaiman and Roger Avery.