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Monday, May 14, 2007

Movie Minesweeper - The Variety And Hollywood Reporter Edition

Here's a run down of some stories that have popped in Variety and The Hollywood Reporter over the last day or so:

- Shane Ri... sorry, Guy Ritchie is doing it again. RocknRolla is an ensemble comedy set in London, hinging up a crooked land deal and some no-doubt silly gangster shenanigans. Joel Silver sense a quick buck and will produce the relatively cheap film under the Dark Castle umbrella.

- Maria Bello is to play Rachel Weisz's role in the next Mummy film. Clearly she wasn't as troubled by the criminally awful script.

- ThinkFilm are to release Paul Schrader's The Walker in North America. I bet they fudge the DVD release. So careless, rude and selfish - I think we should all boycott their every DVD from now until they replace all of their screwed-up titles for free.

- Five years after Kissing Jessica Stein made me roll my eyes back so far they almost ran down my throat, Jessica Westfeldt is returning with Ira and Abby. It played at the LA Film Fetsival last year and took this long to strike a distribution deal: either it's really original and hard to market or just not any good at all. Ahem.

- Psycho/Analysis is to film in Hungary later this year. Guess what? It's about the making of Pyscho. Groan.

- Tarantino is running a Spaghetti Western sidebar at this year's Venice Film Festival.

- Palm Pictures have picked up Marcelo Pineyro's The Method for US release. It was written by Mateo Gil, who previously scribbled for Alejandro Amenebar, co-writing Tesis, Open Your Eyes and The Sea Inside.

- Jane Bussmann's one woman show Bussmann's Holiday is to be a film, produced by Nira Park.

- Dan Mazer is to make a comedy about the Eurovision song contest. Will Wogan be in it?

- Mary Elizabeth Winstead is to dance in Make it Happen.

- Michael Scott's The Alchemyst is being adapted for the movies. It's no more the next Harry Potter than those Unfortunate Events were.

- Jan Cvitkovik's Gravehopping won the Critics Award at the LA South East European Film Festival. I wonder what would win South East Europe's LA Film Festival?

- Gary Cole, Jennifer Coolidge and Agnes Bruckner are all pretty darn good. They're also all in David Moreton's Say Hello to Stan Talmadge. Promising - but the film does sound a little too like Little Miss Sunshine for comfort.

Monday, April 23, 2007

Filth And Wisdom

The radio news and tabloids are full of it today: Madonna is to direct a low budget film called Filth and Wisdom, and shooting starts in May. Previously, she was linked to a boxing film but that came to nothing...

I sincerely hope she's not going to try an emulate her husband's style. That will be about four photocopy-generations too far.

Filth and Wisdom is apparently a comedy, and will feature an ensemble cast and star cameos. Hopefully Sacha Baron Cohen will know better than to get bitten again.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Madonna To Take Blade To The Heat

WENN noticed that Hollywood.com have started listing Madonna as the director of the upcoming Blade To The Heat. On the bright side: she surely can't turn out much worse a director than her husband.

The film is to be a boxing drama "loosely based on the 1959 bout between Emile Griffith and Benny 'Kid' Paret".