Filth And Wisdom

The radio news and tabloids are full of it today: Madonna is to direct a low budget film called Filth and Wisdom, and shooting starts in May. Previously, she was linked to a boxing film but that came to nothing...

I sincerely hope she's not going to try an emulate her husband's style. That will be about four photocopy-generations too far.

Filth and Wisdom is apparently a comedy, and will feature an ensemble cast and star cameos. Hopefully Sacha Baron Cohen will know better than to get bitten again.

Madonna To Take Blade To The Heat

WENN noticed that Hollywood.com have started listing Madonna as the director of the upcoming Blade To The Heat. On the bright side: she surely can't turn out much worse a director than her husband.

The film is to be a boxing drama "loosely based on the 1959 bout between Emile Griffith and Benny 'Kid' Paret".