M. Night Shyamalan And... Michael Mann?

Cahiers du Cinema has, for at least forty years, printed enough ridiculous, conceited bullshit to spell the death of a rain forest every quarter. Thankfully, they're now online, where their crimes against CO2 emissions are somewhat curtailed.

The crimes against film journalism continue unabated, however.

Marking the release of Miami Vice and The Lady in the Water, Cahiers have published Mirrored Images: Shy and Mann by Herve Aubron, translated by Sally Shafto. Check it out for yourself - the entire thing is as utterly preposterous as... as... well, as the auteur theory, say.