Showing posts with label pirates of the caribbean. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pirates of the caribbean. Show all posts

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Film Of Ronin Stalled For Castlevania Adaptation

After Stomp the Yard made more money than was expected, Sylvain White became something of a hot property (note: money was the convincer, not some sudden awareness that he'd made a surprisingly good film - because he hadn't). He's been attached to numerous projects, most famously a film of Frank Miller's Ronin comic books. That film has now been shelved, at least temporarily, while White makes a film for the Castlevania videogames.

Now, the Castelvania games are fine - if massively overrated - but there's no suggestion at all that they're going to make for a good film so the project might as well be unrelated, should be considered as though it was cooked up from scratch. A script by Paul W. S. Anderson, directed by Sylvain White? That's looking a lot like the recipe for another Van Helsing.

Gothic horror sits uncomfortably with modern popcorn pictures, for me at least. After James Whale and Tod Browning and other, undoubtedly populist, filmmakers actually managed to make entertainments out of great gothic stories while retaining appropriate atmospheres, tones and Freud-baiting undercurrents, it seemed like we were on a slippery slope. Half way down, we whooshed through the house of Hammer, past the garish, lusty, liberated take on the same old stories, settings, characters but by then, a lot had shifted. Complete the shift, get up to date, and we end up with a gothic horror that's predicated entirely on style, on semi-buried subtexts, on pantomime pieces.

The last great gothic horror film classic - and I mean great - was Ridley Scott's Alien. It was surprisingly similar to the early Universal horrors, but used modern cinema technology in exciting, unparalelled ways, mixed in tropes from other genres, scrambled the signals, wove the gothicism into a tapestry. But this gothic weave was powerful, and almost every scene was clad in it like ivy creepers. It was a timeless, classic dread and a primal, animal sexuality that crept through the corridors of Alien.

We've had great horror films since with a splash of the gothic - and plenty of horror films that went all out with the gothic, but weren't great. Aesthetically, only Tim Burton seems regularly convincing in standing steady a few paces back up the slope but - so far - he hasn't tried to horrify us. I'm sure he could, though. And then some - if he went all out.

Could Castlevania be a grand gothic adventure? Sure. Will it be? Well, only if Anderson's script and White and his crew are interested in the idea. And why would they be? The commodity-gothic that they're needing to trade on, I expect, is the same thing tromping in and out of Hot Topic all day long. Gothicism as a can of spray-on cobwebs, not as a deep, scarlet romance of horror.

Expect Pirates of the Caribbean with Vampires instead of Pirates. At best.

Saturday, May 26, 2007

Movie Minesweeper - The Pirates 3 Was Boring Edition

Who am I kidding - of course Pirates 3 was boring. Pirates 2 - or for that matter 1 - hardly rocked the bells and this one had all of those loose ends to force into knots, and desperately too. Maybe a completely ridiculous collection of unresolved plotlines would have been better than a completely ridiculous collection of pseudo-resolutions and two hours worth of coma-threatening exposition.

Anyway. Enough about that blight on the CV of Johnny Depp. Here are some links for you...

- A trailer for the next animated Star Wars series is now on YouTube. It's pretty ugly, unfortunately.

- Trent Haaga has written the script for Poor Things, and that fact alone has me hooked. Ash Baron Cohen ('faintly' related to Sasha, I'm told) is directing and that's intriguing too. And look at the cast: Rosario Dawson, Shirley Maclaine, Olympia Dukakis... all well and good, in their own way. Oh. And Lindsay Lohan - which dulls the blade somewhat, but hey, fingers crossed... hers might be a small role. Or she might drop out. Again.

- David Lynch has taken some portraits of some actresses, for French Elle, and half of each portrait (you'll see what I mean if you click over) has been scanned and posted to a forum. Some of them are quite striking. Some of them are not so much.

- A judge has announced that he'll throw Carol Burnett's case against Family Guy out of court.

- Oh... and more Family Guy news, in case you've been living under a rock or on Mars. George Lucas has given the official thumbs up to a Family Guy reenactment of Star Wars. That's the film Star Wars, not the whole Star Wars series ('saga'). And yes, it is called Star Wars - this New Hope nonsense is just a tacked on invention and I find it quite embarrassing. But not as embarrassing as the claims Lucas had all six films plotted out in his head from day one. He didn't have any idea where he was going, and I wish he'd just admit it. He's his Dad? And she's his sister? Well, okay - but there's no way that was in mind while Star Wars was in production.

- Harry Potter 5 will be 138 minutes long.

- On-set camcorder footage of Public Enemy No.1 or, possibly, Death Instinct being filmed is now online. The two films each star Vincent Cassel as Jacques Mesrine, and each tells half of his story.

- The first Fanboys poster is online now, even though the film has been pushed back until 2008. Neither that news or the poster inspires confidence, I'm afraid. And I wish I had more to report that wasn't to do with Star Wars.

- There's another clip from Ocean's 13 online and I love this one too. If you don't like it at all, I fear you'll be a hard sell on the film overall.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Keira Knightley Video Clips

Want to download Keira Knightely talking Pirates of the Caribbean 3? You can choose between medium and high and higher resolution versions of the same thing.

I did pop a version of this up on YouTube a few days ago. Shortly, the Orlando Bloom piece will go to YouTube too and then, later, follow here.

And I think you can guess what will happen after that.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Pirates 3 Direct Download Bonanza

A nice handful of Pirates 3 download options for you.

You can now download a three-way chat with Geoffrey Rush, Bill Nighy and Chow Yun Fat, as streamed on AOL.

Or, if you'd prefer, another featurette. This one is called Everything Has Led to This and is up for grabs in hi-res, 480p, 720p and 1080p flavours of Quicktime.

Remember to rename these files something like pirateslifeforme.mov in order to get them to work.

Monday, May 21, 2007

Direct Download Links For Two New Pirates Featurettes

As of this Thursday, all of this Pirates marketing should dry up quite rapidly. In the meantime, here are two new Quicktime featurettes, for direct download:

Never Too Late to Learn is available in medium, high, ultra and 1080p, 720p, 480p.

Will You Marry Me? is also available in medium, high, ultra and 1080p, 720p, 480p.

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Compass For Pirates

The first Golden Compass trailer is to go out in US cinemas with Pirates 3 from Friday. It's more of a teaser, but will present the first 'officially complete' visuals from the feature to be released.

Some Oxford based reshoots start in just over a week. I'll certainly be keeping an eye out for Kidman and Craig on the streets.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Direct Download Links For New Pirates Featurette 'The Maelstrom'

You can download Yahoo's new Pirates featurette in daddy bear, mommy bear and baby bear sizes of HD quicktime. Call the file sosickofpiratesalready.mov - or similar - to make sure it works.

Friday, May 11, 2007

Direct Download Links For A New Pirates Of The Caribbean Featurette - "Singapore"

You can download the new Pirates featurette, Singapore, in high, medium and low standard def and 1080p, 720p and 480p high definition.

Monday, May 07, 2007

Gore Verbinski To Ditch Pirates, Robert Zemeckis To Send Moms To Mars

Jim Hill is good to his word. As promised last week, he's been at Berkeley Breathed booksigning events, and hoovering up scoops.

For one: Gore Verbinski is looking to ditch Pirates - even though Johnny Depp is close to signing for a fourth installment. Why would Berkeley Breathed know? Because Verbinski's preferred project is an adaptation of his Flawed Dogs children's book.

Breathed's latest is Mars Needs Moms, acclaimed by many to be his best work to date. The great news is that this looks set to be adapted into the first film for the Disney-Robert Zemeckis collaboration, the motion-capture studio announced earlier in the year.

Despite obvious conclusions, I'm not sure Zemeckis will direct, but it is entirely possible. Either way, it should make for a good first project, something to show the world what the new unit is capable of.

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Direct Download Links For A Couple Of Pirates 3 Ads

Choose from 1024p, 780p and 480p versions of ad one, and the same - 1024p, 780p and 480p - for ad two. Remember to change filename to anything.mov

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Pirates Of The Caribbean's Blue Balls

I suppose this is how they flood a ship safely. Blue balls to hide behind, under and in amongst - and to replace with digiwater(tm) in post-production. This is where I'm supposed to say 'Click on Orlando to enlarge his balls', but I won't.

Click on Kevin McNally to enlarge his balls.


Saturday, April 28, 2007

Thinking Caps On: A New Pile Of Disney Mysteries

The good work at The Disney Enquirer continues, with another long list of Mouse-owned domain names dug up for our consideration. This stuff really gets me going - and there's bound to be something in this lot that tempts you too.

Firstly, there's a heap of new DVD and Blu-Ray domains: Saludos Amigos and The Three Cabelleros are coming to DVD, just in time to tie-in with their new Epcot attraction; The Frog Princess now has a DVD domain ready registered even while the production race is far from the final furlong; Finding Nemo's Blu-Ray release can't be far away either.

Other domains seem to reveal the names of previously unannounced TV shows: Aron Stone, Baby Sitter Fighting Force, Twitches 2, Kid Knieval, Lucky Breaks, Shezow, Rules of 57th Street, Truman and Tre.

Who Shrunk Daniel Funk is the first in an upcoming series of books from Lin Oliver - Disney have registered a series of associated domains, so can we look forward to a new film franchise based on the books? Or just a spin-off TV show?

And how about a sequel to Meet the Robinsons? Certainly looks like one is coming - Meet the Kids was on the list too and Robinsons fans will see straight away how that would pan out. Direct to DVD, no doubt.

Most interesting, however, are a series of 'Vision' branded domains - Prince Caspian, Enchanted and Pirates of the Caribbean all have 'Vision' websites alongside their main pages. The Enquirer speculates this might be related to Disney 3D, the branded Real-D process that Disney have been pushing lately. If they're right, that's great for all of us - Real-D is amazing. I'm suspecting that 'Vision' might just be a Video on Demand service, however. If you ahve any clues, please fire them over.

What a line-up. I'm already champing at the bit for Saludos Amigos and The Three Caballeros.

Friday, April 27, 2007

Direct Download Links For AOL's Pirates Video

AOL's current Piratepalooza can be downloaded directly in higher, medium or lower resolution. Knock yourself out on all the Depp, Knightley and Bloom you can handle.

Monday, April 23, 2007

New Pirates Featurette

Mike Markus is like a bloodhound. Tonight he's sniffed out for us a new Pirates of the Caribbean 3 featurette. You can right click to download and save, should you desire.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Vote For Your Favourite Pirates Bus Stop Promotions

The Film Factory are looking for your advice. They want to know if they should use grey or red poster designs for Pirates of the Caribbean 3 bus stop promotions. Look below and then let them know what you think.


Sunday, April 15, 2007

Pirates Of The Caribbean Featurette

Want to download a brand spanking new Pirates of the Caribbean 3 featurette? Sure? Really sure?

You can grab it from Rapidshare. I dare say it will be on Yahoo this time tomorrow.

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Pirates Of The Caribbean Four Is Rumoured

There's a rumour sweeping the web like wild fire tonight. Apparently, a fourth Pirates of the Caribbean film is on the cards with Johnny Depp but without Keira Knightley and Orlando Bloom.

Some versions of the rumour have filming set to start in August. I find that harder to swallow, even, than the idea in general. Let's see how this pans out, but I, for one, remain steadfastedly cynical.

Monday, March 19, 2007

Pirates Clip

Yahoo are hosting an 'exclusive' Pirates 3 clip, ahead of the official trailer launch tonight.

You simply have to love Depp and Rush but... er... yeah...

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Want To See The Pirates 3 Trailer Right Here, Right Now?

You can see the Pirates of the Caribbean 3 trailer now, if you don't mind the odd bit of dubbing into Russian. View it, or download it, or try for the HD version.

Friday, March 16, 2007